#posting this so i actually do it

[evan-buck]

going to change my url today

[jjkeremika]

December AoT/SnK “smut-fest”

a/n: mostly AoT x fem!reader plus a few eremika here and there; written and “hosted” by me (jjkeremika heehee >:)); this is a tentative list and probably subject to changes; open to receiving requests either on this post or in da inbox; please be nice<3

“But, baby, you look so good like this.” AoT men favorite positions (Eren, Jean, Connie, Reiner, Porco, Levi, Erwin, Armin, Zeke) (x fem!reader)

“Right here, right now.” AoT men favorite places with you (Eren, Jean, Connie, Reiner, Porco, Levi, Erwin, Armin, Zeke, Bertoldt) (x fem!reader)

“Moonlight.” Mikasa sneaks out to see the boyfriend (eren) her parents don’t like (eremika, erenxmikasa)

“Better than expected.” your boyfriend lets his best friend eat you out (reiner/porco; eren/armin; levi/erwin; jean/connie)(x fem!reader)

“Juuuust like that, baby.” AoT men fantasies (Eren, Jean, Reiner, Levi, Erwin, Porco)(x fem!reader)

“Will it hurt?” “Do you want it to?” First time with AoT men (Eren, Jean, Reiner, Porco, Zeke, Connie, Levi)(x fem!reader)

“Best friend's brother(s).” mikasa is your best friend and eren/levi are her brothers (eren, levi)(fem!reader)

“Stay pt2.” mikasa gets sick and eren takes care of her (eremika, erenxmikasa)

Professor Jaeger, student Mikasa (eremika, eren x mikasa)

“Soft Paws.” AoT men who are gentle with you (armin, connie, erwin, bertoldt)(x fem!reader)

“And Hard Claws.” AoT men who are rough (levi, reiner, eren, zeke)(x fem!reader)

Things AoT men would say in bed (x fem!reader)

[leonsirlgf]

cyril fic in the works (not…i have 2 words in total.) reblog or send me an ask if youd like to be on the taglist! :3

[masonmtxo]

Thank your Missus part 3? 😉

[stripesysheaven]

expect pumpkin pie ben post tonight ok

[krashing-starz]

*grabs myself by the shoulders* if you finish three paragraphs of your essay you can watch the last episodes of good omens OR wilbur soot’s stream

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[burntblueberrywaffles]

[I.D. an edited version of the "is this a pigeon" meme. A man with glasses, captioned "my overstimulated ass" points at a butterfly, captioned "someone making an annoying noise". At the bottom of the image, a dialogue caption reads "is this a crime deserving the death sentence?" end I.D.]

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[emberfaye]

You know what?

I love you, fics that take months to update. I click on the newest chapter and have no memory of this place and get to go back some chapters and rediscover how much i love everything about this story.

I love you, fics that take years to update. I think of you fondly, and know your names, go search for you and see an update from this year and scream, diving in uncaring of any missed details (i will finish the update and read you in reverse because this is a treat you have bestowed)

I love you, fics that probably will never update again. Thank you for being a roman empire for my mind, thank you for teaching me about the ephemeral fandom experience, for inspiring a thousand million what if-s, for being a comfort read and a nostalgia read and a reread.

I love you fic writers, who jump into projects and stories with enthusiasm. I love you when you succeed in pumping out those chapters and that love doesn't go away when you stop.

I love you fic writers who post and then get in your own head and never feel confident enough to update, whether it's at all or whether it's just that one story.

I love you fic writers, who have a fandom or media hurt you to the point of abandoning or having a hard time with their WIPs.

I love you fic writers, who lose interest or have life changes or illness or bad memory. Thank you for being part of the fandom, a core part of the fandom. Thank you for the time spent in the fandom.

I love you, fic writers who try out something new and then stop. You're so valid.

I love you, WIP fics that may or may not ever get finished. Thank you for brightening my day in the way only you could have.

[samgiddings]

@staff @support @engineering @music @books

Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???

[hellenhighwater]

Fellow ADHD multicrafters, do you guys also get the urge to host elaborately themed parties just so you can do food and/or decor for them? Because I definitely do. Like, I don't really want people in my house but I DO want to make a halloween-themed grazing board with matching cocktails, you know? I think I'm just going to have a couple friends over and warn them that I'm going to go catastrophically overboard for no reason, just to vent the creative fury.

[bookshelfpassageway]

yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

[purplecatghostposts]

Chat Noir: Hey, my lady? Quick question: why was Argos multitasking during patrol and trying to solve a cryptex? He said he got it from you.

Ladybug, casually: Oh, it’s from my latest treasure hunt I made for him.

Chat Noir: …You give him treasure hunts? Why?

Ladybug: I still don’t totally trust him not to pull another ‘Red Moon’ incident so I figured if I give him enrichment, he’s gonna be spending his time solving puzzles and figuring out clues that take him all over the city instead of potentially becoming a supervillain again.

Chat Noir, who watched Félix spend several hours to solving riddles last night: …Huh. Does he know..?

Ladybug: 90% sure, yes. I don’t think he cares that much, he’s pretty invested in it and I’m great at creating complex systems with clues to follow so— it works out. Plus usually there is something to find at the end of the trail. Usually Kagami.

[vmkhoneyy]

“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

[mini-minish]

have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵